STOP BOTTLE SWEAT!!!
One Size Fits All: From human baby bottles to farm-sized baby bottles. Have you seen how big those things are?
Made in North Carolina: Where, according to our internal polling, there are between 6,000 and 38,900 llamas that call NC home.
Insulates: It's like wool for your beer, man.
Machine Washable: These things come out of the wash looking so effin good. We recommend regular cleaning.
American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep the dream alive.
Made in The Freakin' USA